“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

palmtree30084772:

I wish snapchat had a feature that would tell you when a story is just a video of people sitting in a dorm room so you know not to watch it

startingtofeellikehome:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

ahistoryofoceans:

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

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ahistoryofoceans:

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

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ageoultron:

im sorry i had to

shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

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